Weather should not be complicated. Why in the world does it take the
weather people meteorologist more than two, three minutes tops, to tell us what we need to know? I just want the facts!
There are nine weather related adjectives that would sum up most days: cold, cool, warm, hot, raining snowing, windy, humid and dry. I’m in Philadelphia. Just tell me what to expect here.
We already know it’s cold and we already know why it’s cold. It’s winter! I could not care less about frontal systems or weather patterns forming over here and over there. Just get to the 5 day forecast already and get your cute, smiling self off of my television.
Unless you can tell me just how cold a witches tit is, you’re wasting my time.