Feb 172013
Weather should not be complicated. Why in the world does it take the weather people meteorologist more than two, three minutes tops, to tell us what we need to know? I just want the facts!
There are nine weather related adjectives that would sum up most days: cold, cool, warm, hot, raining snowing, windy, humid and dry. I’m in Philadelphia. Just tell me what to expect here.
We already know it’s cold and we already know why it’s cold. It’s winter! I could not care less about frontal systems or weather patterns forming over here and over there. Just get to the 5 day forecast already and get your cute, smiling self off of my television.
Unless you can tell me just how cold a witches tit is, you’re wasting my time. 
xoxo
